Storyline on Carl the Cat

This story is extremely unimportant, and is a waste of the taxpayer's money. Most people have more important, pressing matters happening in their lives, and to waste time reading about a story like this is pointless, and a true waste of time. Of the Eleven Elements of Newsworthiness, I believe that proximity and unusual would apply to this case. Proximity applies because the case is taking place in Alaska where this paper is written. Unusual applies because it is extremely unusual for a trial to exist regarding the custody of cat. All I can say is, Grow UP People!!!This story is extremely unimportant, and is a waste of the taxpayer's money. Most people have more important, pressing matters happening in their lives, and to waste time reading about a story like this is pointless, and a true waste of time. Of the Eleven Elements of Newsworthiness, I believe that proximity and unusual would apply to this case. Proximity applies because the case is taking place in Alaska where this paper is written. Unusual applies because it is extremely unusual for a trial to exist regarding the custody of cat. All I can say is, Grow UP People!!!